Wednesday, June 10, 2009


To: Shareholders
From: American National Standard, Warehouse Division, Sub-facility Management Team
Subject: Downsizing

To Avert an impending Government forced restructuring of our business operations we are shutting down our Berwyn Heights storage facility effective immediately. Please inform all staff that surplus office furniture, holiday decorations, vital business records, supplies, and obsolete equipment will be discarded at the close of business tomorrow. The facility pictured here will be shut down and locked up until further notice. Trespassing, vandalism, and strange photographers will not be tolerated.


  1. It's all Obama's fault, that piece of shit. Now he's got his claws in Big Tobacco... what next, GUNS? you bet... "We all need to sacrifice..." Close down that second storage facility. Lock your doors. The shit's about to hit the fan.

  2. Shhhh, I am actually hiding inside loaded for action.