Saturday, August 29, 2009

Mid-Atlantic Headquarters

We are happy to report that our Mid-Atlantic Division exceeded all expectations last quarter. Pictured above is our division headquarters located in the Majestic Bowers Building in downtown Newark New Jersey. Our Division Director Mr. Clyde Randall is driving past our building in his brand new 1966 Chrysler Newport Imperial. Of course in the lower left and right of this picture are two from our fleet of black Cadillacs.

Saturday, August 22, 2009

Warehouse Green and Red

Due to an increase of internet chatter the Command Post has been relocated here. The little old lady who lives next door in the red house has no clue about "Those nice young men dressed in kevlar" who moved in next door. Meanwhile we finally got another report from our forward recon base in the eastern sector. It doesn't look good and we advise to lay low.

Thursday, August 20, 2009

239 Central Avenue, Yourtown USA

While our field unit is currently deployed in an advance recon mission in the heartland. We have retreated to this command post to wait out the sit reps.

Wednesday, August 12, 2009

Baltimore Architecture

Basically this says it all: one side of a duplex tenement boarded up by the railroad tracks where even the radiator repair shop couldn't stay in business next to it.